I’m back again after another Days Training, I’m told guns aren’t included in this week’s training, however I was able to show off some Guns of another sort which would have made Dan proud!
Anyway, today was re-freshing to say the least... How to Take the Perfect Shower
1. Take off all your clothes and put them on the racks provided
2. Turn the water on and let it get to a comfortable temperature for yourself before you get in. Just get the hell in there solider
3. Once you get in the shower get your entire body wet
4. Start from the top, Wash your hair with Shampoo – rinse
5. Put conditioner in your hair – What are you, a NANCY BOY!
6. Put body soap on your wash rag and wash your body starting from the top, wash both arms, torso, both legs, Be sure to pay particular attention to your bum crack, beneath your foreskin and other crevices.
7. Using face soap , wash your face
8. Dry yourself off good while still standing in the shower bay so as not to make puddles on the floor outside the shower bay.
Tip, You’ll score additional brownie points with your Sgt. Major if you dry the shower walls after you're done with your shower bay.
Hope you are all enjoying the blog, it certainly gives me something rewarding to do while waiting for the morning wake up calls! Off to the mess now.
Back tomorrow!!
Cadet Captain Joyce
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Joyce come on you surely can make these updates a little bit more interesting!! I don't need lessons on how to shower or make a bed like a homo.
PROVIDE more entertainment.
PS - hope all is going well, remember do NOT punch your SGT in the face if possible.
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